My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
American here, I’ve shit three times today alone
That’s sad. I always try to shit with someone. Sometimes you just need to be held.
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