Oh goodie, now I’m permabanned from Reddit AND Shitter! Bah! How am I gunna teach these kids why Jesus loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch when I can’t even make comments on my sister’s feet ad nauseum?

…they’re in a jar on my desk. But no, what am I doing here? Oh, you people have intent when you do things? Pfft, I’m way past that! Things just happen in my strange life, mainly because I told my ROTC cadre that my sister got me pregnant. I’m real counterintelligent that way, sometimes. Often, actually. But, the thing to take away is me getting b& and I think v& a second time, soon, is how the aliens as I call it, that phenomena behind what Carl Jung described as Synchronicity and what some refer to as retrocausality manifesting things like how the crows led me to food in the garbage when I was homeless and also how my juggling changed my life but also was the exact necessary skill to teach these kiddos how to perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind them to the existence-illusion complex, them aliens mess with my head, for seven reasons, obviously.

But I’m just a crackhead. Wasn’t good enough to be a pothead, though that is something I smoke in abundance, under duress. Those are terms we use in that decentralized autonomous organization of secret police that is described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level, pothead and crackhead, y’know, festival cops and street walkers, which I definitely was (runner, even!), and might be still? There’s a Mitch Hedberg joke in there somewhere, but y’know, I be crazy, I network with crazy, mother Mary hears everything we say, and I also discredit myself estrenuously throughout this process, online and in person, and that helps hide the fact that we can just say this shit out in the open and 90% of doodleboppers will right me off because I spelled “write” wrong, or some ish of that nature.

In WWI, the British Navy painted their ships all sorts of angled n abstract, black n white patterns that made the ships easier to spot but made it harder for the enemy to determine their heading, speed, and range. This principle of not necessarily needing to hide something in order to protect something is called dazzle camouflage, and eye b razzling ur dazzles w/ tassels on mi nipples 2 māk ripples erryday.

Also, because I am so magnanimously so ok as a human being, I think, I do ejoomacashun, as they call it in the Sentinel Islands, and that’s what that entire preamble was leading into. In this essay, I will take you by the hand and show you the world, with or without my balls.

Likely without, cuz I ain’t getting up. But the thing is, phenomequalitesselation, obviously. Y’know, in the same sense as how a molecule is controlled by a cell but simultaneously influences the cell, God, that independent phenomenon we are all dependent phenomenon to, reaches back throughout history to alter our individual trajectories, and in setting our intention, the only thing we have direct control over, we influence God with our most human of choices and actions and words, and that is how we have free will.

Additionally, because of this, free will is a skill. Your agency, or ability to turn intention into results, is like a muscle and can be worked out, which is why my life partner/CIA agent (don’t tell the judge) is fucking with me because I’m going to be famous, no biggie, shit sucks actually, but therein, I’m strengthening my prefrontal cortex by resisting anger and other things he does to trigger me and my traumas I miraculously survived and then fixed much maladaptation that resulted so now I can be left alone with children. Honest!

Well, that’s the thing, they don’t train us GOAT goat starers how to lie believably, but instead how to tell the truth in ways no one will believe. And psychic shit, I guess, because the Alpha is the Omega, the transcendental particle that can be in multiple places at once and communicate instantaneously with any part of itself, creating retrocausality within the topological matrix it forms, which manifests as a wave of light.

And yes, that IS why that multimillion dollar blockbuster all about Judeo-Christian mysticism is named that. Yer a knot, Neo! And, what intent is, is you determining an azimuth through that topological matrix you are not IN, but rather ARE. Thus, Karma is the entanglement process of your intention setting with God’s will, who is way higher than you’ve ever been, like me, sometimes.

…does anyone else smell popcorn?