• dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    I once told a lady i was dating something like that. I believe i said ‘burn your village to the ground and salt the earth’

    But we were both from san francisco so it kind of backfired.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 hours ago

      He’s building a new ballroom!

      Well I mean, right now he’s just demo’d the basement, and says he’ll get the contractors to do a structural assessment next weekend, so I’m sure he knows what he’s doing, can’t wait for the aquarium dance floor to go in!

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          Did he get the permits? No. But did he check to make sure all the family heirlooms were out of the basement before starting demolition? Also no.

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          Donald’s more a man of action. Thinking isn’t his greatest strength. He might be the dumbest person in history to ever have this much control. It’s why so many Americans adore him. Instead of making them feel stupid, like most other human interactions, he makes them feel smart

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            An “advantage” of living under a mad king is that you can blame the consequences of your bad decisions on the king instead of taking responsibility and thinking for yourself.

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      10 hours ago

      The dog is eating the cat litter, getting sick, and making you pay thousands in vet bills.

      But you’re WINNING!

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    Nailed it, king, fuck those bleeding heart libs. Owned ‘em for sure! God and his mysterious ways, n shit.