Crow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids heremessage-squaremessage-square367linkfedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down176
arrow-up1751arrow-down1message-squareLemmy is so good right now because there are no kids hereCrow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square367linkfedilink
minus-squarebloodcurdling@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85arrow-down4·2 years agohow do you do, fellow adults?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 years agoI have a headache
minus-squarepotoo22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoI sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoI got my socks on and now I need a lie down
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years ago… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoHad to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
minus-squaredylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down2·2 years agoWe do a bit of adultery
minus-squareNisciunu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoPretty good today. Hope you too
how do you do, fellow adults?
my back hurts
I have a headache
I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
I got my socks on and now I need a lie down
… Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt
Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
We do a bit of adultery
My knees ='(
MY LEG
Pretty good today. Hope you too
Just had my yearly colonoscopy
Where’s the porn?