Didn’t these people condemn Islam for that 20 years ago.
Also I thought protestants thought salvation was free
You shall be rewarded in heeeaaaven!
Of course they condemned Islam for that. It’s Islam.
For Christianity, it’s different for the evangelicals.
Lead the way then.
You first, Pete.
That one scene from Kingdom of Heaven where a random kid is announcing “To kill an infidel, the pope has said is not murder, it is the path to heaven!”
Like I have always said, they WILL kill you, and feel righteous while doing so. That’s why religions have been so successful over the centuries. They will die and think that’s going to be a reward…
And we have graciously allowed them to not pay taxes, and support these “faiths”. Obscene
Croaking for a Christian Nation? Here’s a single finger salute. Let me guess, the casket will be draped with a fucking MAGA flag.
“Talibangelicals” and “Y’all Qaeda” has never been more appropriate.
“Y’all Qaeda”
That’s gold 😂
Is not exactly new, there are a bunch of these types of names.
Remember that one time before you were born… Yeah
Except that Christian martyrs get 73 virgins. Haha…beat that, Muslims!!
Christian martyrs for the great Christian nation of the USA get 1776 virgins.
Conservatives spent the last quarter century screaming “Muslims are the worst, they’re going to kill us all!”
Liberals smugly retorted “Actually you Christians are slightly worse”, and then proceeded to shit the bed in the next 9 of 12 elections.
The moral they took away from this story is that a woman should never run for president.
Don’t see ol’ hogshead bustling his way to the front of the line for that sweet sweet jeebusing
Rear Echelon Mother Fucker
Imagine their surprise when they end up in hell, lmao
I think it’s more likely that they realize that Christianity is complete nonsense, but so many Americans believe it that they use it to control the masses.
Religion is the old school use of fear to manipulate people.
Oh good. I would hate to make it all the way to lunch time without being reminded that this country is run by mid popcorn movie villains.
This is not a complaint about the OP. This is a complaint about stupid evil people in positions of power, and their enablers.
I hate posting a litany of the horrors as much as you hate seeing it, I assure you.
They told this to the Crusaders too.
Something something kingdom of heaven, do gooders beware.
Hey, kegsbreath, will they also get 72 virgins when they go?
