Turns out the biggest donation of toys to Doernbecher Children’s Hospital each year doesn’t come from the drop box in the lobby of your dentist’s office. It doesn’t come from the toy drive at your veterinarian, your kid’s school, or a local broadcast news station. Nope—it comes from strippers.
Portland strippers have donated $183,000 worth of toys over the past 14 years to Doernbecher as the result of an annual event called Tatas for Toys. This year’s show will be held Dec. 16 at a new venue, the Alberta Rose Theatre.
Strippers also genuinely like you, they don’t just pretend to like you for your money.
Caveat: I mean you, the person reading this. Not everyone is so likeable.
I knew it
Should… should I ask them for a date?
And if, how many of them? All at once?
Crazy how no churches or ministries in that area are able to do what a handful of strippers did. Hopefully it’s a sign of the falling of the house of God
Reminds me of the woman who called dozens of churches asking for baby formula for a starving baby in a social experiment, and only 3 were willing to help immediately. Seems like the overwhelming majority of congregations have other priorities that don’t align with what they preach.
When you deep dive into this it gets better. Most of the churches are legally barred from being food banks and did not have any formula for her. The Catholic Church specifically that she called even offered to call around to other food banks and see if they could find any for her, but she still listed the church in the red.
I’m never again giving any priest any amount of money for showing me their titties. Worst financial decision ever!
Alexa, play stripper vicar by mansun
the big ones, megachurges keep all the cash for themselves. the smaller ones do help out on occasion, thats not part of the evangelical/televangelicals types.
If you’re ever bored, look up the creative things Portland strippers were up to during Covid
I was curious, so I looked it up. I think we need another pandemic. 👀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFs_u41Cc0
Joking, ofc. I’m gay, so this is mostly amusing, but I’m dead serious about the little good things that came out of it.
Yes, and they also had their own brand of door dash. This video may be prior to Portland legalizing for delivery of mixed cocktails, too
Boober Eats 💀
and they also make a metric shit ton of money.
When I lived in northern Ontario I was friends with a stripper who would come into town a couple months a year. We both just liked to hang out at the ONLY bar in town. she would work at the only club in town that also doubled as a strip club two times a week. She told me she only worked 3 months a year. Basically what’d she do is a sort of “tour” of northern Canadian mill/mining towns where the workers would live for a few months out of the year and then go back to where ever they actually live. She’d hit up Northern Ontario and Northern Quebec’s mining towns and just make absolute bank. She made way more than enough to only have to work like 3 months, a couple nights a week, and then have the rest of the year off. She’d travel or just do nothing.
Strippers help children feel better
Priests help kids feel their junk
Fuck all religions, all churches should be replaced by strip joints, that would make the world a better place
