The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I’m trying hard to figure this one out.
Lemminary
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Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Bondi Desperately Tries to Bury Epstein Files for Good—AgainEnglish
3·1 day agoBecause nobody dares
No hesitation. What a hero.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?
25·2 days agoSo a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•AOC is pushing the Democrats to take her seriously. Munich could launch her rebirthEnglish
26·2 days agoShe could absolutely win. The problem is the Dems putting forth unpopular women.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Offbeat@lemmy.ca•Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
2·3 days agoNice, so they’ll loosen up a bit like old socks so as not strangle my massive cock. Thanks for the, uh… tip.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Been putting a lot of thought into this
1·3 days agoYou have a filing cabinet?
Still rummaging through those fucking papers.
God, I want to kick her right in that smug fucking face.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Conservative lawmakers plan to investigate Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
42·3 days agoInvestigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫
Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅
Nice job, Republicunts
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Memes of Production@quokk.au•trans women of colour distributing bricks is a basis for a system of government
1·4 days agoHere’s the story of Stonewall from the people who were there:
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.
5·4 days agoFace too big
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.
2·4 days agoCan confirm I ain’t got time to hold in a fart.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•A Sexually Transmitted Fungus Is Making Itself Cozy in the US
9·4 days agoWtf is going on in the US? First monkey pox, then super gonorrhea, and now this??
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Kyiv says Russian troops need Starlink so badly they're trying to get Ukrainians to register terminals for them
24·4 days agoDidn’t he purposely block Ukraine from gaining intel on Russia through the service the first year of the war or some shit? Disgusting prick.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Well, he's causing another great recession?
14·4 days agoFine, I’ll get the beers and/or edibles.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Well, he's causing another great recession?
49·4 days agoFirst, I want to hear this great list of great things this great president has done. I’ll wait.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•A remote code execution vulnerability has been found in Microslop NotepadEnglish
3·5 days agoI’d be surprised if it didn’t happen at this point.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•For those who tried to enter the dating pool, how did it go?
2·5 days agoI’ve done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could’ve imagined.
























Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana