When JOE TORMOLEN has an itch he just can’t resist, he scratches his way towards starting a full blown pandemic of space madness on the Enterprise. But after Lieutenant Riley takes control of the ship and finds a captive audience for his manosphere podcast, Kirk and Spock set out to find a way to regain command of the Enterprise. Who gets the first neck pinch? When is it appropriate to touch a stranger’s love handles? Why even use tricorders? It’s the episode that completely shaves its balls.