Concentration camp officer material right there
This is from 2019, and they did it over a 5-year period. I have no idea if the text in the post is wrong. Here’s the article that’s in the meme:
UPDATED: April 24, 2019 at 3:12 AM EDT
*"Three Pennsylvania men who sexually assaulted more than a dozen animals over a five-year period will spend up to 41 years in prison, according to Local 10 news.
The three animal “lovers,” identified as Matthew Brubaker, 31; Marc Measnikoff, 34, and Terry Wallace, 41, were sentenced to 20 to 41 years for forcing themselves on a cow, a goat, nine horses and an unspecified number of dogs. A teenage boy was allegedly tasked with restraining the animals while the twisted trio committed their bizarre crimes."*
I suppose that’s better than:
“Hey bubba let’s go see the trump rally”
“Ok marcky”
Rally finishes
“Gat DAYUM those rallies get me pumped”
A cow, a goat, nine horses, an unspecified number of dogs
Like holy shit lmao
I don’t see the difference between the two versions of the story…?
Oh, wait - the official one said they made some unidentified teenage boy restrain the animals for them. I guess I disagree because your version excluded that part, making yours the slightly better one.
I wonder how mentally fucked up that boy is now…
It’s the “over a five year period” part. Rather than all at once in a spree
So the teenage boy was there for the whole five years? Yeah, he’s definitely fucked up.
I’m guessing authorities found out because there was evidence… From over a five year period.
Every time I thought I couldn’t be more shocked, I found another degree of shock. My god
This implies that Trump rallies caused these men to rape animals, and not the more likely conclusion that animal rapists just like Trump rallies. You know, for reasons.
yeah but if you use right-wing logic, this is just like drag queen story time and the rally caused them to do it
A relationship is established, either way.
It’s foolish to believe a graphic on the internet. More so when it says something lewd about people you don’t like.
Trumpers are white supremacists and fascists. I don’t see the point to making shit up about them.
I was being sarcastic. Probably should have put /s. My bad.
It’s about how Trump was found liable for rape, so it would make sense for other rapists to like him.
Meth.
Meth is the reason.
“Yeah, but at least I’m not gay!” said the toothless meth-head.
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Let’s check on that halfway through the prison sentence, shall we?
I can’t even find two other people that would be interested in playing D&D and yet somehow three people got together to fuck farm animals together? Some folks have all the luck.
Each?
Or is that their combined score?
IQ score, more likely.
I think it’s the attempted amount, but even the goats turned them down.
hearing trump speak rlly got them riled up
Bad luck guys, he hasn’t pardoned any horsefuckers yet. Seems like not even the turkey is safe this year.
If only they had found my little pony
But he does have a dog-murderer working for him.
“Conservatives”
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They’re screwing the goats, they’re screwing the dogs, they’re screwing the pets of the people living there!
Well at least they moved on from their cousins.
Pretty sure number 3 is the main character in Disco Elysium
Hey, don’t do Harry dirty like that!
Nothing but the best people. Always seem to be right wing nuts that do these things while preaching Christian Living and virtue signaling purity. Projection all the way down. Confront your local rednecks today.
Something something repressed closet
furrieszoophilesAh, The Ginger, Boots, and pal. Graduated from ostriches I see.
In the dark, you can’t tell the difference between a vagina and a cloaka. These guys just want to know what it feels like to have either.
None of those animals listed have cloacas…