i wish i had close friends. a romantic partner would be nice too, but friendships are better.

100% complete playthroughs of all three of Xenoblade Chronicles 1, 2, and 3.  including the expansion packs.

I’m a single dad and only played in my own time, and started in February; finishing all three felt like a major personal achievement.  Overall roughly 800 hours total (but again, went for 100% completion, only missed a couple of the superbosses), and finished the whole run in Dec 25th.

the children STILL AWAKE running around upstairs

as an ex-IT currently working at Lowes, they don’t really give a shit about your qualifications, and probably won’t even ask. passing the drug test and background check is about the only qualifications that matter to them.

we can leave your friends behind!