Combine that with “I raped a bunch of women in high school for funsies” vibes

And she wrote a book!

Piece of vile shit continues to confirms to the world he’s a piece of vile shit

A pathetic picture of a pathetic person

I have 5th grade research papers that make the orange kid-fucker’s Iran deal look bad by comparison.

Shit, my Internet contract sucks and it makes the Iran deal look bad

This is what people are talking about

I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama’s White House portrait has a bunch of sharpie markup on it tomorrow morning

I skip any YouTube that has DESTROYS or DESTROYED in the title

IT at a hospital. I make sure to mess with all the data of women who have abortions so right-wingers can’t murder them and their doctors. I also hide all the sex change operations forced on kids under the age of 12

I pegged him for failure when he did that horrible Mummy sequel

If Biden or Obama did it, it’d be run 24/7 on every right-wing propaganda outlet And the orange kid-diddler would have tweeted about it 5 times

And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped

Without uBlock some sites are downright unusable. I dare you to go to weather.com or any fandom.com site with ad blockers, greasemonkey and NoScript deactivated and try not to lunch your monitor

For a second I thought this was a political cartoon of the plaque changes

Only because it burns when he pees

Only saved the baby on accident by tripping over the car seat.

Both of them shitting their diapers in the process

And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped

… knowing the baby was in there

His sphincter unconditionally surrendered a decade ago

I was watching an old episode of MST3K a maybe a year ago. It’s a Joel episode so way old. There was a scene in the movie, I don’t recall which one, where a new age Nazi was in his bedroom and they riffed about his bookshelf.

“Mein Kampf…the art of the deal beal donald trump”

And I almost did a spit take