No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid

I’ve been called ‘ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly’ but never ‘ugly-ugly’

This is the one where Homer finds where the celebrities are secretly living after crashing in their house while parasailing?

Oh god, the lemonade! Somebody look at the lemonade!

Same for me. Hopefully someone else did a backup earlier

I’m dying at the irony of claiming 50% of all Nature articles are wrong while also providing literally no evidence

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

“This can happen by any breed” says breed from which this most commonly happens

lol this person was presented with the choice to drink the koolaid or recognize that the US democracy is being dismantled little by little and they selected OH YEAH

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

It’s not cheap to keep a coffin air tube running for two straight days

How much of that million do I lose to tax afterward?

Probably the bystander effect. Everybody sees all the other subs and is just hoping someone else will take charge and submit something instead

Lemmy (hopefully) fits the bill for this type of solution. Though it still sucks that we have to burn Alexandria again to depart in that direction

Makes sense. Good for discussion too, if nothing else

This is unpopular? I guess I’m unpopular with you. Buttons are absolutely indiscriminately superior to touchscreens for most uses. Autocorrect is the bane of my existence. I think touchscreens only have the edge as far as the physical space they (dynamically) require

Yeah, we can always make more humans, but cash is forever