I WANT YOU

FOR U.S. ARMY

FFT is the new BBL

Red read fasta? Ork now write red!

Narcs’ Neneration

Ist das noch Stock oder schon Stamm, das ist hier die Frage.

Let’s roleplay! I’ll be Buddy Holly and you’ll be Mary Tyler Moore!

People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Steeled Hams

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

Happy Gregster!

Good news, this is actually 05+

I’m afraid I just federated myself

HÄNGEBAUCHSCHWEIN HAT DREI H

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Should have left in the bat

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.