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My coworker once started a conversation by casually asking if I’d ever “done anything” with a cousin. Obviously the conversation ended with him revealing he’d fucked his cousin and me saying WTF progressively louder and louder for at least a minute. I work from home now.

I just don’t understand how this happened. Did no one else on the Australian team see her dance and be like ???

I saw the Australian guy’s dance and he at the very least knew what he was doing.

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This is the best scary movie for people who don’t like scary movies.

We did ours early, simply because neither of us knew what to do for dinner the other day. We found this excellent Indian butcher that offered pre-marinated meats and it was amazing. Tandoori lamb chops and smoky chipotle chicken thighs 🤤

Mine are very good doggos. The only casualties have been a charging cable and a samosa. The cable had been handled by someone who had just eaten a burger, and the samosa was the one time the “table off limits” rule was disregarded.

My husband sometimes refers to me as his ex girlfriend, and one time while out shopping I saw a shirt that said “best ex girlfriend”. I was so tempted to buy it but after some discussion, we decided it would only be funny to us and everyone else would just think I was a raging bitch.

I recently bought a new winter jacket that I’m so excited about! My old one has been getting pretty threadbare, and the pockets open up instead of sideways which has been bothering me a lot lately. It’s so annoying when I put my hands in my pockets for long periods of time and circulation starts cutting off because of how my wrists are angled coming out of the pockets.

Feel free to talk to me about your fish, I can tell you about my dogs!

As someone who types very fast, your technique sounds insane to me. It must really be something to behold in person when you’re in the groove.

I mean, sometimes I switch it up and listen to a podcast about infectious diseases instead of true crime.

Chinese soups of various kinds. Many of them are pretty brothy, which I guess isn’t what a lot of people are looking for in a soup, so they’re not super popular unless you’re used to them.

Some people whose first language doesn’t have gendered pronouns mix them up when they speak English.

I’m only sentimental about my childhood home, and my parents still live there so I can relive those fond memories whenever I want. The area around it has changed a lot though, and it makes me feel a bit wistful thinking of how it used to be. I guess this is how you realise you’re old.

No, but I’m an introvert like my dad. My sister and my mom do, they’re way more social. My closest cousin in age doesn’t talk to me, and I don’t talk to him, but we’re each other’s favourites and we’ve said as much in front of our other cousins.

Some of my aunts and uncles randomly showed up in my city and invited me out, so I showed them around a bit, and it was a nice time. I’m finding as I get older that I appreciate family more.

My dogs are black though.

I would like to add The Butterfly Effect. I was discussing it with someone recently and I brought up a fucked up scene, and he had completely blocked it out until just then.

Ugly stick. 🇨🇦

Unfortunately, it means even less than Greedy Purple Turtle.

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Gone Girl. I didn’t get very far because right off the hop I didn’t like her, so I certainly didn’t care why or how she went missing.