Oof now that’s out of the box. Effective.

Where can one even get that many crickets? Asking for a friend. He makes bad jokes.

Paintball guns? Water guns? Glue guns?

That is brilliant thank you. All it takes is one!

I’ll allow it. As long as you punch up!

Good point!

Reminded Thoreau’s words something like “I’d rather become a good neighbor than a good subject”. Kindness radiates.

Thank you, didn’t know about them.

I’m not advocating for pacifism but maybe something in a same vein as a viral satirist cartoon can be considered a protest. A public performance, coordinated with a vision, that doesn’t always slide into “looting and fighting”. As you say, we should be ready for it but it’s a last resort since the opponents want the protestors to you turn violent to discredit and ignore.

Easy examples like Boston Tea Party, Singing Revolution or Salt March.

I would love a month long general strike but would accept random mildly coordinated actions towards a greater purpose.

Makes sense, I guess I was looking for that viral factor.

Just these days it sounds like a regular protest, while fantastic for raising awareness and bringing people together, can easily get reported as “just another protest” and be dismissed easily.

From the replies here, feels like protesting is an act of life, not sporadic.

That’s a wonderful addition to the vocabulary. Effective and biodegradable method used throughout the ages, dang. Thank you.

I like the variations

The answer is Magic!

It’s rude to smack people without their consent.

You should make sure they’re hydrated and communicate effectively so they know to come clearly inside you.

Then you can smack them if they don’t comply.

The baller move would have been to simply take ownership and help the brand.

A side revenue stream and free beach wear for life.

That gray is unique to individual. And if course has its German term. Similar to the other links floating about in this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau

Reminds me of the Cuban man joke… while not directly appropriate… something something like:

During my travels in the 1970s, I met a Cuban man in some bar at night discussing politics and Castro with his friends. I noticed he had an unusually short and stubby index finger. I asked him about it but he was too drunk to give a proper response.

He did however let me crash at his house that night. I woke up to him returning from buying the morning newspaper, seems like daily routine. His wife had made breakfast and he sits down eagerly, looks at his wife and at me and then slaps the rolled newspaper on the table.

I approach him to take a look and he, presses his index finger on the newspaper’s date. He proclaims loudly… “I’m telling you now (without opening the page)… This is the day Castro dies!”

[I tried my best, if someone had the proper wording, let me know. My Google skills failed me]

I wonder what the digital equivalent is…

Good job, you’ve killed OP due to simple instructions. I hope you’re happy.

You can find copies online with some mild searching.

To try things out before buying of course.

Funnily enough, I felt like they skirted the satire line quite well with the Israel portrayal.

It was accurate but not that overly offensive (*except to those who deny a holocaust and hospital bombings). It almost felt like they held back on “attacking Israel”.

They could have at least given Net&yahoo the Plan B treatment.

Let’s see what the future holds!

Farm to ass?

“Was the least I could do. Now… I prefer cash but Venmo or Bitcoin works too”

Correct, but a different context than OP’s framing.

Some leave a shit, some give a shit. Can you give a shit by giving a shit? Hmm. Possible maybe under special circumstances.

Don’t mind me, these are poopy thoughts.