I had a kid at a gym tell me that all i needed to do to get lean was eat more pepper and spicy food.

On an entirely related matter, I exercise at home now.

Americans still get confused about how the Democrats and Republicans swapped ideologies entirely many decades ago.

1997 was peak for lots of things

Maybe they think they have a better chance of convincing Alberta to separate.

Fuck, it hurts just typing that. These arseholes are trying to break up our family.

a) they absolutely do. b) why would you think that they did not?

don’t forget the fucking “Westboro Baptist Church”

All logical assessments aside, he’s probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.

Watch him run for office, against Trump.

Religious oppression stifles education.

all you need is a work ethic and a time machine

I’m making a note here

Ontario’s gettin’ LOBSTER.

Aaah, someone of culture, I see.

Is that what 30 pieces of silver is worth in this market?

First… we take Manhattan…

a) yes

b) what I find really concerning is that they may have already figured out how to change people’s behaviour: what they think is funny, what they think is appropriate to say/do, where they want to travel to (if at all), how they feel about certain celebrities they like or dislike, what is believable or not believable, how they feel about certain politicians, who to vote for. Some people are probably more easy to sway on certain topics than others are. It’s not a stretch to guess that they probably already know various paths to make individuals into something they currently are not.

as if they don’t have enough already.

KICKING

I wonder what else it can get wrong for only the cost of a few glaciers.

reminder that Quake and Quake 2 regularly go on sale for about 5 bucks

They tried but it kept creating clones of PacMan instead