The sarcasm tag has been a thing for a long time, used in various forums before reddit was a thing.

Oof

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Do it. Use “Power Delete Suite”, it has an option to edit comments before deleting everything.

OneNote is absolutely free. I use it for a lot of things, at home and work.

Edit: I guess, I should say that it doesn’t cost money. It certainly isn’t “free” as in “freedom”, but it’s incredibly handy.