Jessica Rabbit

False dichotomy. Living is Faux.

And the other half in the toilet, having a relaxing poo. That’s the dream. Getting paid for both. Did adverts convince you otherwise?

Alternatively, don’t be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

I don’t think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.

Guy never watched Star Trek. Guy prefers interaction by way of paying someone. Guy is not what you think.

Dad?

Blind?

Oh no! Is she stuck? I can help. I’ve seen videos about this…

Unzips pants

Congrats on #1000. Keep up the good work 👍

This is AI? I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

👋🏻

Your comment reminds me of a video, might have been Tyson, that said something like ‘if you look in any direction far enough, you will find another solar system with the exact same properties as ours’. That’s infinity. There are infinity possibilities. In that solar system, is there an exact copy of you, and are they reading this comment right now?

Finally some expert analysis I can agree with. It’s a nice bum.

Love this, redhead or not.

Run and remember why my knees are fucked, or don’t… Ask me again after trump fucks us all put of Medicare…

Did you know you can do both? Cheer the dick holes getting bombed by the dick holes? True story. Cheering dick holes is bad mmmkay.

Nope. What you got for limp dick? Can I try chewing on a hair or toenail cutting?