No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

From the thumbnail I thought they were flinging a kid off of a giant slingshot D:

I missed one news cycle, what’s the relationship between JD and Viktor?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

BOOYAH!

I’ve found no evidence supporting these claims, so I can’t believe you.

It’s a good read, the author goes into great detail about the dietary needs of giant flying lizards, and about the toxicity of hot sauce on their biology.

Indeed! Proud of my little one, she doesn’t know how to read yet, but she’ll still grab as many books as she can carry to her bed and flip through them all 😅

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I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Your earbuds look like they’re using the Mexico Movie Filter IRL 😅

I think Patches could help me achieve some of my goals.

Purrito*

Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

To quote the documentary Hotel Transylvania: “Yeah, well, who wouldn’t that kill?”

The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn’t come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room… Then I read the comments and thought “oh. Yeah. That makes more sense.”

Assumptions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Can’t afford the kids or the printers?