With some very strong glasses and a mirror?

It’s obviously the fault of the shop workers and the customers! Raise prices and slash wages immediately! /s

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

Fuck all those right-wing bastards and everyone who panders to their fake concern

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

Hey Peter, what’s happening?

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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The only question I have is how hard will this bubble pop compared to the dotcom or subprime mortgage crashes?

It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Huge respect to Ally Pankiw and Kate Herron.

Because it’s class warfare and badgers are on the side of the working class 🦡✊

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever