Perhaps the Met Police Commissioner should write a strongly worded letter to Farage then? Or does he reserve that action for left-wing parties only?

British Museum be like

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

21st Century evolution of the CIA’s ‘well lit room’ incoming

I didn’t know the Church of England was this based

Meanwhile her face is ‘WTF is this thing?!’

A bit UK specific: this is Nigel Farage’s newest challenger in the Clacton by-election

A genuinely interesting read, and well written

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

I didn’t know the Louvre had a sofa

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Time to start putting some execs in prison for a very long time

If some results couldn’t be trusted then no results could be trusted

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Ofwat riding in at the last minute to save CEO bonuses, hurrah! Everyone rejoiced.

When are they going to make a FIFA movie then?

Oh, wait. Never mind 💀

Starmer doesn’t publicly shit himself, so I guess he’s got that going for him 🤷