It’s a kind of magic

We are not asking for a sacrifice we are asking for a snackrifice

Ooo I should have a boy band sing that at someone to join the navy

We don’t talk about rectumsempra

This isn’t even my final horcrux

Wait it is? Fuck. Could you give me a week and maybe six, seven bodies?

Needs more explosions and an anti exploding kid spell, but otherwise a solid thumbs 45 degrees up.

I changed my mind my vice is going to be kittens not donuts. Does he own the local kitten shop he better not own the local kitten shop. I think the sheriff owns it.

is he on the board of my donut shop because i need one godsdamned vice

“The system is fucked!” Isn’t news to anybody

the amount the pentagon fails its audit by every year is staggering. but given that a lot of it is bribes that they don’t want to put on the books, meh?

i have media friends. radio and newspaper people mostly, but a few tv folk too. if the knowledge was actionable, i’d go to them. ask them what to do.

the hell you would. i’d eat 'em all first

hot iranian men and women?

i don’t know what that is.

i’m a little worried because i at one point became a twitch emote and i don’t know if that’s cool or not. i just forgot to save the file because i want a mug with that image on it.

no. be angry, take memes seriously, get in fights on the internet, harm everyone and fart on escalators

Boing Loings is for throwing with wisdom

because i pulled it out of my ass?

talk to people? ugh

which is stale because fuck it as long as i didn’t have to make breakfast

edit who am i kidding i’ll spend a few dollars and take the missus out to brunch instead of subjecting her to church i’m not that mean

It reminds me of one of my friends upset he wasn’t invited to one of our line gaming get together, despite the fact they hate the game

it’s not that they weren’t playing the game, it’s that they were excluded from the group. they would have liked the chance to say no, or just to hang out and keep y’all topped up with snacks or whatever i don’t know the exact dynamics of the group. next time, even if they hate the game, invite them and give them a chance to say no. that’s what they want and what does it cost? that way they don’t feel excluded from the group. it’s (probably) that simple

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is for ice cream

oh nm she just wanted a lap to sleep on