yeah so my job is money - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

under the sea

Ironically, I’m reading this in class

i’m usually much less nice to them. but like who even says “please stay quiet” when we have “@#@?#!!&(?#”

ooh i like that idea. perhaps i will decide tomorrow im dead actually.

booooring

Makes you wonder whether there is a condition that would make humans think an other human is dead and with that human believing it as well they just get burried. But they aren’t really dead we just can’t tell otherwise.

the number of people who don’t care about political assassinations just happening left and right (in both senses) is too damn low

guys it’s only two showers left until christmas!!!1!

I’d say the curve it’s much flatter on the left side. As in right side is shouting tankie, meanwhile there are like 2 tankies and the right wants to set the whole barn on fire to get them both.

Communism itself obviously isn’t nazism, if someone says that your comment may apply. But tankies are as close as it gets.

forincating under consent of king

just means you have to wait less until the time is right to be gay do crime

Yes

But like, if men pee with the seat up, but both men and women poop with the seat down, then statistically the seat is already down more than half of the time. Now if we enforce a policy like this, that would mean more than half of the times someone walks in and needs the seat to be down is in luck, but the rest has to do double the “work”. And if someone goes in after someone who would have otherwise left the seat up, they too do double the work, so the seat changes position 4 times instead of once. I think it’s much more “just” to simply change the seat whenever you need it and sometimes you will even find it in the position you need it in

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

I just hate this argument. Sure, knives don’t kill, there are plenty of things you can do with knives that aren’t murder. But a gun? Seriously? Those things are designed to kill. As in that’s their intended function. Even the people who own guns to defend themself know that the way their gun can defend them is by killing whatever attacked them. Knowing this, who in their right mind would say that guns don’t kill people?

it’s weird the moment i turn it back it just disappears no matter how many time i try it

3/10, wouldn’t keep me out though

Oh shit did that sorry motherfucker really say that about rape?