Yeah then where’s the bread huh?

Nah it’s a fucking horrible lube.

Lick it.

I’d watch this movie.

Nope, you’ve just killed 30 Chihuahuas in cold blood and now you are going directly to jail, no trial.

No, you get motorbikes, cross walks and traffic lights and you’ll enjoy the privilege to point them out. If you are good, you might get the animal one, but only if the captcha determines that you’ve been good.

Don’t forget he put the hit out on Biggie Kong as well.

Yeah, but you crack one right in the face and they second guess you, they’re lower body fighters.

Like, I’m not talking about fighting a big red kangaroo that’s built like Brock Lesnar, just your normal grey kangaroo.

But even then those Brock Lesnaroos don’t like getting punched in the face.

Only punch one if they start it tho, which they probably will, but don’t be a dick.

Lol, imagine downvoting someone who volunteered to be an army medic, just because they said a bad word about the orange Hitler and his dumb as fuck Nazi crew.

Mayo is a god damn perfect condiment, it goes with just about everything!

I will fight you over this!

I like how they left that joke for deep into the loops, it hits funnier watching the episode again with the knowledge of it happening every time .

I use it as a stress release, when I’m having a bad day I’ll just jump into it and hurl massive amounts of abuse at it, they won’t block you from it because they need you to use it, so use it, but use it to be the receiver of all the anger you need to release.

Make them regret forcing this shit on us.

If you’re 30+ it’s your duty to destroy their words, just like the older generation did to our words, we will in turn kill these words untill only the true cool words remain, that is the way the universe purges itself of cringe.

I like to call them Bitsa dogs, like a bit of this dog a bit of that dog and you get a wicked bitsa dog.

Nah not even that, like they’re all interesting in their own way tho.

I must have been sick that day, I don’t have an empire I’m obsessed over.

WOOOOO, I Beat Autism!

Fine then I’ll write you a poem.

Rfk jr with that dead worm in your head,

Is that why your face is constantly red?

Is it why your voice sounds like the walking dead?

Or is it the consequences of being inbred?

You talk about autism, you talk about health,

But you look like you were fucked by a keebler elf!

So if you ever find yourself all filled up with doubt,

Just a little back and to the left will sort that all out!