I mean, he has 0 mg of Mg. So he was technically correct

More right wing architecture

Best case scenario you discover another artificial sweetener

. * surprised vertebrate face *

Living?

Yeah, I sure hope she is!

They have publicly traded souls

Are you one that knows much, and tells some?

Now someone has to make that movie

Yes! They just shadow-dropped the remaster out of the blue. I got it for free since I owned the old versions of both games on steam.

I just need to convince my friends to play with me xD

Well, any 2D indie game with controller support is perfect for the deck: (Like the hollow Knight series, or Hades).

Got Hi-Fi Rush on sale. And the inputs feel much better than on my PC (I blame my Bluetooth controller).

Want something with a classic feel (other than emulators)? “Heretic + Hexen” (for some doom-like action) and the Soul Reaver remaster play really well (and I got that one on GoG).

I have more, but those are the ones I play exclusively on my deck, now.

“My blade was forged by drwarven smiths with autism, so you know it’s good”

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

Awwww shit guys, my bad, sorry. Launching satellites just to watch them burn was my hobby.

I guess I’ll have to stop and go back to my previous one: Warhammer. It’s a little more expensive, but sacrifices must be made for the environment.

I know a guy named Paul, he used to be my plumber.

He was prematurely bald and moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

He also had bladder problems and a really bad infection on his toe

“Mom, can we get burger king?”

Mom: “No, we already have estrogen at home”

My roll:

That’s what happens when you order your pizza with extra sausage.

Exactly, if she can borrow my hoodie, I can borrow her victorian-era dresses!

Is a witch coven a girlunion?

I played Tanks once, it made me frenzy and I stole my old man’s M4 Sherman and went on a rampage that lasted a full day. Had to do 20 years in the can after that. Videogames… never again, man.