That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

Well once you’re lemmy famous, you can do anything.

I wrote it, it’s a Lemmy original. Check my post history, I do lots of them.

It’s a nomadic job field.

That sense of dread when you consider Ted Cruz could be, however unlikely, reading your satire.

It’s trying to be satire. I don’t think anyone believes democrats are trying, on purpose, to fail. But there’s palpable anger, because there was an undertone of “okay, we’ll play like you and show you what happens” here, and they allowed all this harm, showed what republicans will allow… and then gave up. And now people are looking around and saying “who’s fighting for us.”

That’s dangerous for both democrats and rebuplicans, because if neither side will care for you, you no longer have to vote for the least-worst choice. I hope for lots and lots of primaries like Zandani over the next few years.

Listen to who, I blocked them. 😋

Block me and any other source than the onion; that way you’ll have much fewer articles, and can have the diversity of just one source for them.

It’s the Lemion.

Now I wonder if a tyrannosaurus could lick its own elbow.

I added Leo, maybe that will help. I hate how believable this can sound.

Are you implying Zap Chestman isn’t a serious name for a salesperson?

Trucks in the US already use 4 spaces.

Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

Identifying agents and their families is the silver bullet, which is why it’s seen as such an offense to the government. Currently, agents are able to threaten people and their families without similar threat, and they’re confident in their numbers in a fight. If they faced the same fears they impose, they would chill out very quickly.

I know it broke the editorial voice, but it was too good to leave on the table.

The Lemion.

Claude and I program together, but none of what I write is AI assisted. I write this stuff for my and all of your amusement - the world has become satire and it should be spotlighted.

I make very good money in general, and I have some qualms about how a deadline and monetization might affect the work. Let’s smell the flower, not pick it, and move on with this for now.

I love your name. “Look upon my giant spiders, and despair.”

I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.