The thing is dirty so I clean it with another thing, but if the cleaning thing is dirty then the dirty thing won’t get clean, so have to use a clean cleaner to clean the dirt off the dirty thing. Now the dirty thing is clean and the cleaner is dirty so the dirty cleaner must be cleaned before cleaning more dirty things so I must clean the cleaner with a clean thing because if the cleaner cleaner is dirty then the dirty cleaner won’t get clean but I don’t have any clean cleaner cleaners they’re all dirty from cleaning so I’ll have to clean a dirty cleaner cleaners to cleaner I used to clean the dirty dirt in clean the clean dirt dirty clean the not dirt cleanly thing is clean the dirty and then the do the dirt clen thing is dir th cla Im is thing dit cleany dirt my is no canly di c t al t cl t c

My chronically untidy brain cannot come to terms with the fact that in order to maintain a clean house, the items used for daily cleaning must also be regularly cleaned. Like what the very fuck

Fast and bulbous

You mean an upside down cake upside down?

If my signature ever appeared the same twice I would strongly suspect forgery

Yes

Watt are you talking about

Ni

This makes perfect sense in Leeds

Ah a fellow electronics I might salvage someday collector! They call us hoarders but one day we’ll replace those faulty caps / learn to micro solder / source a very specific and difficult to find component and then oh boy will we have saved the cost of replacing that thing that we’ve done without for the last several years!

Hmmmm I was going for

Omg that took me a minute

The result in the end is heat, generated by lots of people waving madly and shouting “where are the backups”

Tbf they didn’t say they’re a good capitalist, just a staunch one.

Ahoy-hoy

Oh I love this distinction. I’ve always taught my kid that grown ups should never ask them to keep a secret, (specifically grown ups because part of growing up is having harmless secrets between friends and I didn’t want them to have a complex about that, but at the same time I think it’s important to teach what’s appropriate at a young age for their protection) but I always struggled with how to distinguish a good secret (like a surprise) from a ‘bad’ secret without making things confusing. This sums it up perfectly!

Yeah I’d agree it’s an Osprey. Crop the trees out at the bottom, keep the bird dead centre and nudge the exposure and contrast very slightly and you’ve got a cracking shot!

Edit: had the brightness turned down on my phone 🤦🏻‍♂️

The Blue Brother

They don’t think we’re incompetent cats. They know we’re incompetent humans.

…this could literally be a shot from a holodeck scene