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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • Ah, that’s almost the same as one of my favourite folk songs…

    Great Big Sea’s The Mermaid, about a mermaid and her sister, the reverse mermaid:

    But then one day, she swam away
    So I sang to the clams and the whales
    “Oh, how I miss her seaweed hair
    And the silver shine of her scales”
    But then her sister, she swam by
    And set my heart a-whirl
    Cause her upper part was an ugly fish
    But her bottom part was a girl

    Yes her hair was green as seaweed
    Her skin was blue and pale
    Her legs they are a work of art
    I loved that girl with all my heart
    And I don’t give a damn about the upper part
    'cause that’s how I get my tail

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp725C0_qyQ


  • I used to do photography as a side gig, with an interest in fashion and portraiture. When I was dealing with new models or doing portraits for friends, I had to do a lot of posing with people who don’t know how to position themselves for the camera.

    Feminine bodies tend to look better on a 45 degree angle, making the entire frame look slimmer. Our stupid brains tend to only see the width in the image. Masculine bodies look more powerful facing the camera straight on, and with the lens higher than the subject, which makes an inverted triangle shape. Broad shoulders, skipped leg day, etc. For young guys, I’d generally get them to crouch, look up, and get up on a ladder, and then zoom in on their head & shoulders. Magic. Old guys can’t crouch. Bad knees LOL

    High camera can also work well for some women, but tends to emphasize chest size, which isn’t always appropriate given what the portrait needs (ie, we doing a business headshot or a sexy dating profile?)