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  • Here in Florida, a group of four southern women on a girls weekend were huddling under a beach hut during a thunderstorm, and got hit by lightning. All were knocked out, but otherwise only mildly injured. After, one of them was interviewed, and thanked God for saving them.

    Thanked God? Honey, getting hit by lightning is God’s preferred method of smiting those he dislikes. He tried to KILL YOU, why are you thanking him?

    These ladies need to do some serious self-reflection in order to determine what they are doing to anger God so much. I suspect voting MAGA is part of it.



  • MAGA will leave NATO, and form an alliance with Russia, China, North Korea, and others (probably Turkey, Hungary, etc.). As a show of good faith, Russia will demand the return of Alaska, and China will demand Taiwan, and HitlerPig will give it to them, because they’ll say he can have Canada and Greenland in return. He’ll like that deal because they are bigger, so he will feel like he’s got the better deal.


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    6 个月前

    I have a some very close friends who are Venezuelan. They all claim they aren’t worried because they are citizens, but I’m not so sure. The MAGA Nazis don’t respect Birthright Citizenship, they certainly aren’t going to respect naturalization.

    Bottom line: If you were born somewhere else, they want you gone.