To everyone saying launching to orbit is impossible, I have two words: Orion Drive

Isn’t that from the 1950s? Maybe top secret tech has progressed since then.

Worked in a phone store for a bit. And absolutely this.

Thermonuclear secondary stages, A.K.A. the “Fusion” portion don’t detonate unless the first stage has been propperly ignited. While Lithium Deuteride (the second stage fusion fuel) is not safe to handle (corrosive and explodes on contact with water) it’s not going to cause a blast comparable to even a fision bomb.

Il Douche was a Fascist and not a Nazi.

Oui

bitey mcbiteBYTE. it was right there!

I just looked up how to make one with paracord. Personally I use something a bit thicker so that the pocket is bigger and can hold whatever you want (tennis ball, golf ball, fishing weight).

Slinging. Like David and Goliath, but I’m better with the over the shoulder method than the spin it in circles method. Based on discord and other sites, there are dozens of slingers worldwide.

9 days due to a hurricane. Internet was out for another 5. I also use a CPAP to sleep, so I was mostly awake until we got our generator working on day 3.

TBF they paid $11 in 2021. It was a summer job during college so no worries. I picked it because it was inside and not subject to the summer rain showers.

Pizza places (multiple companies) would “pick the pits” where the toppings that fell off the pizzas into the make line where put back. Sauce from a can was scraped with a spatula because that added up to a full pizza’s worth of sauce after two gallons of sauce.

A retail job I had would not let employees use self checkout at any store (even if they where not at the one they worked at) due to a fear of theft. The customers of course used the self checkout for theft.