@possiblylinux127 @WhoIzDisIz

Reasonably priced recreational drugs:

the 3 addictive powders: $10/oz, pure

Weed: $100/lb

You could actually earn plenty of money at half these prices, but I made allowances for sin taxes.

@mech @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

Footnote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman:

"NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:

Two farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and one Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.

The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated."

@joeljoelle @Patnou

Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? “Go back, go back! It’s a blow job!”

@Onomatopoeia @khannie

Hell yeah. They pulled off some impressive shit in the 20th as well. Automatic transmissions are amazing. That’s why nobody can actually fix one. BMW pulled off fuselage-mounted machine guns that fired between the spinning blades of the propeller in WWI. Hence the brag in their emblem.

@PugJesus

I once spent all day walking around there before I found oregano. I guess they don’t eat it there.

@PugJesus

An actual Grecian urn. Any poets out there?

@mech

It says it is.

@Neptr

Thank you.

I love Mastodon, I love the Linux community. It’s so nice to ask questions and get real answers from people who actually know what they’re talking about.

Thanks all!

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@BlameThePeacock

Yes, extra firm. I can’t believe I didn’t see that last time.

@BlameThePeacock

It feels pretty firm through the packaging. It says, “I am great for baking and pan frying.”

@Salvo

Funny. Just yesterday I was pondering the eternal question–which Discworld character best represents me? I decided, despite coming from the middle class, it’s probably William deWorde.

I’m pretty irrelevant, too. :)

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@AlternatePersonMan

Hitting was bigger, but notice nobody has their head down up against the wall or in the corner. They protected themselves rather than trusting the refs to do so.

@sexy_peach @moonglum

In Estonia, you can still get an old fashioned Motorola stick phone without a camera or GPS. They remember the Soviets over there.

I think the trend away from carrying a tracking device will only fade after we’ve deposed and imprisoned trump, eliminated the republican party, and put all the MAGA assholes in prison or a grave. Millions of them.

I certainly hope the trend of making it harder for the authorities to know everything about you continues.