Heh, you had me in the first half.

Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.

Better by fire than by ICE.

The moon is already lesbian

Is this a Greco-Roman reference?

“Just a little off the top please”

So in a fucked up way, those TikTok kids swallowing Tide pods a few years ago are smarter than Gemini recommending “yummy button mushrooms”?

Thanks for understanding the anger of a stranger man. I’ll take your word for it on Ohio. I only heard the memes, no concrete horrors. Give ‘em one for me if the worst is to come.

Ngl my vindictive ass remembers Pennsylvania swinging to Trump 2024 with several voters (mainstream new interviews, so questionable representation) still saying “we’ll wait and see” a week before the election was due.

If it were up to me, you ARE the Ohio-Canada border; buffer state style. But it ain’t.

And Penn’s not even the only swing state to swing red, but the one I least expected to stomach attacks to democracy that Jan 6 and Project 20205 represented.

Super rant-y and spiteful, I just hate orange man and how swing state voting enabled him.

I believe it is. I remember reading this page in a Borders bookstore.

Evil Walter White?

One-must-imagine-Sisyphus-happy energy

Oof, this is a mood. I may not have owned one, but an elder sibling did.

My first reaction is that they really are pushing the One Piece allegory farther. Soon a gifted cohort of troublesome Gen-Z-er’s will brag and compare their bounties with each other; smiling wider all the same.

Exodus 2, you say?

Damn, beat me to it. Take this upvote.

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

Wait so Palantir the company technically named itself after the Tolkien “torment nexus”?

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.

I didn’t notice the “before” and “after” especially since they don’t have different poses.

All that hot air kept him buoyant across the Pacific.