“I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!” Says woman who voted for the leopards eating faces party

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn’t spill the beans

Alcohol may mess up some of the plastic pieces, mineral oil might be a better option, that’s what people use in the “underwater” computer builds

Dude always looks like he just had a wet fart

I can only handle gin in a G&T with lots of lemon and lime juice

Every day I try to do one thing to make the next day a little better

It’s mostly immigrants from asia confusing them for the Straw Paddy Mushroom, which is native to East Asia and pretty darn tasty.

Supermarket mushrooms are usually just Portobello. And most people who claim not to like mushrooms have only had those. Get you some morels, chicken of the woods, or chanterelles, they all taste different.

4/10. Feels like I’m about 10 years behind where I should be.

29, living with my folks, just started being able to save some money last year. I have a 2 year degree and a half decent job but it’s by no means a career. Trying to move to another state soon to be with long distance SO but can’t manage to move to the next town over at the moment.

I’ve got great friends, good health, the present day-to-day ain’t that bad, but trying to get my future in order has proven to be quite the bitch. Just felt stuck for a long time.

$3 million invested with a 2% dividend yield will get you $60k a year. Which is slightly lower than the average yearly income in the US

The sweet, shy, quiet band girl ODd on heroin sophomore year.

I got the hammer for saying the word “kill” while referring to cats hunting for food.