Randy is a trap

So she shot ya down eh? Sucks to suck sucka

I found my virginity in your garage!! You stole it you fucker

I have 50000 upvotes. Can I trade those in for 300 woman?

You don’t exist

Dawg, no

I’m a 🚒 🔥 ant

Dude

Vile Asslips, he would wear a gimp suit

… What kind of training makes your throat feel tight?

The sacred cows!? Apologize to Americans this instant!

Lasagna underwear, crunchy salty delicious!!!

Present it please