This image enrages me.

Clean clothes, he never worked in construction.

Lawns under 1000 m^2 are sooo middle class, it’s cringe anyway.

Es ist halt übelst asozial Leute nass zu spritzen, die nicht nach hause gehen können, um sich aufzuwärmen und neue Klamotten anzuziehen.

Das kann an einem halbwegs kalten Tag sogar ziemlich gefährlich sein.

Finally the giant awakes.

He was named after his gens (Biggus) and had the cognomen Dickus (shortform of Richard in Latin)

Original hedonism:

Withold pleasure so it feels intense when you get it.

Yeah sticky sweaty pillow.

Yesterday I read an article by an economist why airlines fail to be a sustainable business model and social media ticks the same boxes.

Europeans were correct to expell their cultists to America.

It’s actually far below a candle flame of ca. 1000°C.

It would be a cool flame from burning higher alcohols.

Driving a car makes people anti-social.

When was the last time you walked behind an elderly lady and yelled at her to get movin followed by slurs? Perfectly typical behaviour for most people behind a wheel.

When you reurigate existing knowledge, you tend to do this.

I have to give it to these Russian trolls, they have a broard fantasy.

Genau das Problem am Kapitalismus sind nur die ausländischen, muslimischen Kapitalisten.

My brother in Hermes Trismegistos, the herb will only make your life fade away until you’re old and everything happened without you.

Hamm Hbf hat ein Alkoholverbot auch außerhalb am Vorplatz.

Es geht anscheinend.

Well the main idea is that people in the Tudor period would have never thrown their only source of ammonia for dyeing, black powder production and tanning on the street like it was some useless waste product.

My toes have tips. Maybe you should go see a doctor.

He is also one of the few politicians that got his legal “totally not corruption” job at a big company before getting into office.

It isn’t a chamber pot but a regular bucket. So it’s just soapy water from cleaning, not piss.