He doesn’t just fuck kids, he rapes them. Often times brutally by sworn testimony.

Adopt a pair of Doberman Pinscher’s that were trained Elite Spec Ops.

Will this stop the Pedophile in Queef? Stay tuned for next time on Trumplandia.

Holy shit! That’s one away from a sternly written letter… and almost with added curse words.

I hope the leader of antifa commands his foot soldiers to each mail Jonathan Ross a frog, to send a message.

Good, all together now!

“In Canada, it is unlawful for a business to close because its workers decide to unionize,” the statement reads. “While we are not saying that this is what happened here, we will be demanding information from Ubisoft about the reason for the sudden decision to close.”

“Over the past 24 months, Ubisoft has undertaken company-wide actions to streamline operations, improve efficiency, and reduce costs,” the company said. “As part of this, Ubisoft has made the difficult decision to close its Halifax studio. 71 positions will be affected.

Shady assholes would use that excuse to happen to close a branch that unionized… we know why…

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has claimed that officers were forced to open fire because Good had “engaged in domestic terrorism.”

Got that backwards, noem… yall the domestic terrorists. Tragic.

Is this still because of the escalator and teleprompter incident? Get over it you whiny bitch, besides both cases were your own peoples fault. Dumbfuck.

Hmm, I wonder if [REDACTED] has anything to say about this? I mean, they are the most transparent [ly criminal] administration to date. This is possibly the shot heard around the world situation. I suspect more to follow.

I wouldn’t belive It if this administration told me the sky is blue and the Earth is round.

United War Crimes of the Pedophile Protector Gang… what cool looking pirate flag should they be flying? Do they all wear neato arm bands? I wonder if they have come up with an awesome salute yet.

Super sweet Nazi Pirate Gang this pedophile had put together, can’t wait to see its demise!

I declare myself King of the World. The Northern AND Southern Hemisphere belongs solely to thr US… we also own the moon. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Fuck you.

DJT, most likely in the near future…

The who files???

Sure… why the fuck not?

Hey, let the pedo be King Midas. Good thing he can’t read.

Eventually the asshole should take his “bath” in the Gulf of “America”

Let’s see, 2025 Pedolf Diddler claimed to have “solved 8 wars”

Is the childfucker making 2026 the year of starting 8 wars, igniting WWIII, ultimately sending us into nuclear winter by 2027?

x3, -2, ÷2 is the path to success if you want to live an “underdog story” lifestyle.

Waffle House food isn’t meant to be enjoyed sober. It isn’t even meant to be enjoyed buzzed. You gotta be to the point where you don’t remember how the fuck you got there, but that All-Star Special be lookin delicious.

Petey Piss-in-his-pants Kegsbreath is attempting to revoke Captain Mark Kelly’s pension on “serious charges.” Keggy boy thinks Astronaut Kelly reciting the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) reminding active duty soldiers they should disobey ILLEGAL orders is somehow seditious (rebellious, act against authority) behavior. Spoiler: It is not, WhiskeyLeaks is just trying to set the stage for impressionable soldiers that you will be punished if you don’t do what they tell you no matter what. CAPTAIN Kelly is fighting to squash that notion.

Edit: to answer your question, pensions are generally safe but in the event of serious actions it can be revoked.

83% Of Americans Want Trump Admin To End

Fixed. That is all.