I played around with the live picture but when I rewinded too far the other line wouldn’t touch. Sorry mate, it’s real life… it’s rarely perfect

I considered calling them chemtrails in the title but decided the more neutral approach would probably work better

Do it. Honestly, it’s hardly an effort these days

2026, the year of the Linux desktop!

There was actually an imitation foie gras sold at Lidl under that name a few years back. It was surprisingly not bad