If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know… solve a few of the US’s problems.
OldGrayDog
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I wear a belt cause I got no butt. I’ve had my butt chewed out so many times there’s nothing left.
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science@lemmy.world•Doppelgängers Don't Just Look Alike—They Also Share DNA. New research finds genetic and lifestyle similarities between unrelated pairs of “virtual twins”English
12·4 days agoOr maybe we’re living in a simulation and whatever is generating it only has a finite number of characters. 😲
Yes please and thank you! You can bomb maro lago, but preferably when drumpf is there.
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PhilosophyMemes@quokk.au•trolley tuesday: to infinity and beyond?English
4·26 days agoI stop the trolley using its brake, no one dies.
He should come out and embrace his gayness.
Chicken! Maybe turkey, but probably chicken or possibly another game bird, but probably chicken!
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Cops with patrol rifles to be deployed to key locations in Toronto as police create new unit, task forceEnglish
6·1 month agoCanada is becoming more like the US every day.
An ice pick to the side wall of all their tires would be a fitting punishment. When they call police to complain the cops can then give them parking tickets on top.
Find another job, get a start date, call out first day of new job, if you like new job quit old next morning. They don’t deserve any notice. Simple.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When it's your best outfit and you know you will spill a drink on it if you go outEnglish
1·1 month ago… Or stay home. Just leave it in the closet.
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
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Games@lemmy.world•I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization.English
5·1 month agoI’ve been playing civ since '96 starting with civ2 on a console. Been playing civ4 beyond the sword for the last 8 months or so. It’s a mod that comes with civ4 complete. Very addictive. I like taking over cities through cultural domination. I usually play 3-5 hrs a night while “watching” tv.
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World News@lemmy.world•Al Jazeera sees bombs being loaded onto US planes at UK baseEnglish
20·1 month agoThose are “defensive” bombs!
That’s in China and hardly anyone actually lives there. I don’t remember the whole story, but it’s kind of a waste.
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General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I still have oneEnglish
8·1 month agoYes to all. Now get off my lawn!
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World News@lemmy.world•Pakistan bombs Kabul, declares ‘open war’ with Afghanistan after months of border clashesEnglish
5·2 months agoMaybe the president of peace will fix it.
Not defending this piece of shit, but I grew up next to a town named Farmington, just saying.
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politics @lemmy.world•Republican Lawmakers' Bid to Execute Tennessee Abortion Patients Slammed as 'Christofascism'English
14·2 months agoPoliticians who lie to and steal from their constituents should be executed. Sounds just as ridiculous. Also the Bible was written by and edited many times by man to control the masses. Very little of what Jesus actually said made it into the Bible because it goes against the narrative of control.








Drumpf will tell kegsbreath to make him a general, just to piss everyone off, it’s his goal to see how much he can ruin the US before he groaks.