TIL the US Air force uses army ranks for its officers instead of Carpet Cleaner, Squadron Leader, Wing Commander, Tailfin Director or whatever the Commonwealth uses.

TIL: Norwegians are decisive people.

What if I’ve never eaten at an Arby’s? Am I technically immortal?

Yoink. Here I go cancelling again.

And, the risk of a double strike. If anyone else is pooping, I mean.

So thayvwould make him a… mertaur? minutemaid?

Hmm, needs a bit of workshopping IMO. How about “I duckduckwent” instead?

Camel! Coz it humps, duh.

Yup. He brought the total living disciples back up to 12, but was the 13th to be chosen.

MAGA is a bad book club.

Coz they’ve been slapped onto Atlas

Time to short Google yet?

Hermit crabs!

For those curious+lazy, the removed sections were “pertaining to Habeas Corpus and judicial review of unlawful detention”.

I don’t know if you’re joking, but just for fun: Press-T-digi-tay-shun

For me its always been “limbs”

I’m surprised I got this!