You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?

Discord, in the future, probably…

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shittily depressing

This one. It’s definitely this one. 🙁

Cool the engines, bro

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

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This is my favorite book! I love that you love it too! It only gets better the further you get in the story. I own both the abridged and unabridged versions, can’t go wrong with either. Hope you enjoy the last half!

Yup, that’s the one!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.