An intricate web of logic you’ve woven. Interdasting.

If for no other reason, his crooked mouthpiece gave a warning before the dinner that there was going to be a shooting.

The last “war on drugs” was a ruse to cover take over and stealing of Venezuela’s oil. AND clearing the road for a Colombian blizzard monopoly. Remember - it’s a mobster running the U.S. now. If you want to make sense of what he’s doing - keep in mind that he’s a mobster. A bad guy. One of the guys the FBI used to put in jail. But now that mobsters are running the law it’s safe to say that ain’t going to happen.

So… what next.?.? Kingship endowed in his golden palace? Shabby Sheikh with his name plastered across it?

The truth burns him like holy water to a demon.

Meanwhile U.S. restaurants are shutting down by the thousands because people stop coming due to the tacked on tips and fees sometimes doubling the cost of the meal. Don’t let him wipe you guys out too.

Time for a different internet then.

Another one. Or two.

I’m not a pedophile. (i just like raping little girls and occasionally eating one of them). Only says part of it out loud. Doesn’t look convincing either. Looks like a shady mobster lying his ass off in a courtroom. Head mobster. Watch him but turn the sound all the way down - just watch him talk. A bad guy is what you’ll see without hearing the con man’s words.

My dear - putin is behind 97% of the geopolitical upheaval occurring on this planet at this time. It’s his life’s work. And it’s j.u.s.t. within his grasp.

Nutty yahoo is just another fascist shitbag amongst a whole crop of fascist shitbags taking over countries.

Oh. You’re one of the “time speeding up and slowing down” guys. Oh my. Yeah, that’s a real problem. What’s your take on wormholes?

Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.

They are a fearsome lot and have vaguely evil intentions. Perhaps it’s the hopping that agitates them so.

No doctor… we were supposed to remove his appendix - not cut off his balls and dance around with them on a stick while drinking from a beer hard hat.

: /

Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole… way to go.

Yes, the meritorious medal for bravery in the deferment line, the Purple Fart, isn’t enough for Generalissimo Trumpo - the new El Presidente of what was formerly known as Venezuela but is now the State of Trumpo (Spanish for “Trump”).

His should have four ‘F’ clusters. For his deferments due to his daddy’s money.

This asshole also has no problem with his pedophile priesthood - so who gives a shit what he’s got to say.

Trump’s boys. Criminal shit bags just like their daddy.

…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.

Resumes now being accepted.

This dumb fuck was a role model. She produced a LOT of morons and idiots.

It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.

What about those things? Are those okay?

What a fucking shame…

It hit us “plain old plain Jane Americans” the next fucking day…