US. Fluent in English but I can speak enough spanish to do most everyday things. I am learning Japanese, and while I can read and understand about half of it, I can’t pronounce shit and haven’t bothered practicing since I just want to read it.

Do you think traffic speeds aren’t enforced? Just because they can’t do it effectively because they don’t have the resources or man power doesn’t mean they don’t try.

That wasn’t Michele in The Avengers? I had to look up Tessa just to compare and yeah; they look almost identical.

Similarly, when Zombieland first came out, I thought Jessie was Micheal Cera. They look similar enough and basically are both cast as the shy, nerdy kid.

I haven’t had any friends that are actually in my life since 2009.

I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

There are very few places that will actually challenge you if you wear the right outfit and have confidence. I haven’t worked at Walmart in years, but I can still wander around the back room looking for unstocked items if I wear a blue vest and some jeans.

Universally, you could just wear a janitor’s coveralls and carry a mop and bucket around.

Shatter was always my favorite before I switched to live resin carts. It doesn’t stick to anything until it melts so you can break it up and just chuck shards into your bong using your hands if you wanted.

Banishment has always been a thing.

Or your company after the whole alphabet.

12 to 14 hours, or so. That’s how I found out about hypoglycemia. Played paintball all day, started feeling sick and was throwing up and passing out walking home, someone called an ambulance and after they checked me out they said I just needed to eat. 🤣

I signed up for Twitter in 2006 to see what it was all about before it was super popular. Thought it was stupid then just because of the character limit, and haven’t touched it since.

Guess I’m a dunce because of shit that started happening a whole decade later. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I got some cheap shit in a bundle that actually meets the spec requirements I wanted and they are sturdy as fuck too. They don’t have a brand name on them, and came without any packaging. They’ve been better than any other USB-C cables I’ve ever owned. I wish I knew who made them so I could get more if I ever needed. 😮‍💨

Phil McKraken

I’ve never had any real power.

If you mean electricity: 3 days. Was having to buy bags of ice to keep my fridge cold because it was cheaper than having to replace all the food that would have spoiled if I hadn’t. At least it was in a time where smartphones existed and I can charge it from my car, otherwise I would have been bored as fuck.

Rolling another one.

This is the pre-game joint to loosen me up to roll more joints.

Is that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?

If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

Lazy cubano.

Yes, and weekly; every time I do my shopping.

The wrong weed.