Eli5? … or Eli40, which is more accurate

Having fathered a couple kids iirc its like a week after her period. So yeah, sorta?

Lol your dirty cupholder is also mildly infuriating.

Its easier to spread this way, but you’ll never be able to share a butter container with other ppl.

Nah, OP probably likes to scrape a thin layer of butter off the top. This softens it a bit and makes it easier to spread straight out of the fridge onto toast.