I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.
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Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.English1·5 months agoLol, Like it
The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why don't skeletons fight each other?English3·5 months agoOkay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that’s how they make baby skeletons.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed?33·6 months agoOnly left-handed people are in their right mind
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?English2·6 months agoI like mine rare
I’m using Brave
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it possible to get the Voyager app on Linux?2·6 months agoThis is the link I used:
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it possible to get the Voyager app on Linux?8·6 months agoThank you all. I am now on my laptop logged in using the web app on Linux Mint.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.”English4·6 months agoFirst i was tired. Now I’m retired.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can someone give me atleast 5 examples of Democrats being against the working class?104·6 months ago300 years of screwing poor people. Support for the 2008 bailout for Wall Street. Donations from tech companies. They claim to support Medicare for everyone but haven’t done anything about it. Democrats tend to disregard working class and rural populations. In fact they denigrate them and think of them as uneducated hicks. Remember the basket of deplorables? Obama deported more immigrants than any other president.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Can someone give me atleast 5 examples of Democrats being against the working class?402·6 months agoI think there’s a misconception about elected officials. Many people believe they work to improve the lives of American citizens, but they don’t. Most of their time is spent fundraising and catering to wealthy donors. The majority of them don’t care about you at all.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My grandfather was in the very first submarineEnglish7·6 months agoMaybe I should have posted the whole joke.
“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””
— Steven Wright
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•My grandfather was in the very first submarineEnglish1·6 months agoIt’s a a Steven Write joke.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldOPto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food?11·6 months agoWow, that’s a crazy schedule
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto Metal@lemmy.world•JINJER - Pisces (Live Session) | Napalm RecordsEnglish1·6 months agoJinjer is so good 🤘
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Did something about mass produced ice cream change like 10 years ago?5·6 months agoI like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.
Kintarian@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•why do most celebrities/influencers & some normal people have those fake-looking teeth?18·6 months agoThat’s why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.
Some jokes land and some don’t. No big deal.