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Every day is leg day when you’re late for the bus.

The boss makes a hundred while I make a dime. That’s why I…

When someone shows you who they are, believe it the first time.

Also, if everyone you meet is nice, it’s because you’re a nice person. Conversely, if you think everyone’s an asshole, you’re the asshole.

It’s a thing USians can envoke, to not come in to work, when they can’t even. Edit: spelling

Partition or glazing?

According to a certain website if you add a “step” to their title, they get along REALLY well.

I have Lodge cast iron and De Buyer carbon steel and I definitely prefer the carbon steel. I do have non stick for things like eggs or pancakes but they don’t last forever, I get a few years of use. I recently replaced my old Tfal PTFE with Blue Diamond and I’m quite happy with them.

Orbs Gone Wild.

PEMDAS, is that the same as BOMDAS?

Early holocron.

Who taught you how to wear a stillsuit?

What does the picture of the guy in the field mean?

It’s like firemen putting out a fire they started and it takes years for them to figure out how to work the hose.

She seems to get her energy from eating a she is shown to get hungry.

sig·il /ˈsijəl/

Nobody expects the Klingon Inquisition!

I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

I have the same problem with orange juice, there’s hardly any orange in it. It’s like the pork in Pork N Beans.

You don’t know how to use the three seashells!?

Damnburger.