Agusta… Agusta Agusta laser fires

I really hope that there’s so many cooks in the kitchen doing the redacting, that someone fucks up and releases it unredacted.

PLEASE

I’m voting milky. Mainly because I didn’t know such an owl existed.

You’d think we would have learned after the great lake battles of 1878. Where we fought using snowballs and hot dish. Smh

As someone who lives in MN. Why the hate for MN? Genuinely asking, because I don’t think we’re THAT bad.

I think he’s trolling you. The photo is fine. I like history. And a majority of humanity unfortunately is fighting wars.

The other guy must be fun at parties.

I play my index every week. I’m still not bored.

If anything, more likely you see refugees coming up from the south looking for jobs and healthcare. Haha

How was adjustment to the elevation? I go backpacking a lot and that looks amazing.

I was friends with a nerdy guy C for all of college. He didn’t really date anyone. But my best friend in college was dating a girl named T. Years after college, T and my best friend are still dating and we are all invited to a random wedding. So we all go, except for my best friend who was stuck working and traveling that day.

And this is college friends so we’re all hammered that night. I was basically babysitting people who couldn’t handle their liquor all night. C was being a huge fucking baby so I brought him back to the hotel room to sleep it off. Literally had to carry him over my shoulder because he was so drunk. I come back maybe 15 minutes later. And end up interrupting T and C doing some stuff when I walked into the room to check on C. At the end of the day T said to my best friend that she didn’t like the long distance relationship with my best friend.

I ended up cutting both T and C out of my life. Still friends with my best friend.

Fuck those people. Sorry for rambling. Haha

I swear it’s the lead paint and gas coming to bite us in the ass.

Well… At least one more.

Some locker room talk, if you will.

You know. This oddly actually makes me feel a bit better about this.

ThAt’S oUt oF cOnTeXt!!! /s

That’s why I never tell anyone outside of my immediate family that I own a firearm. Because some weird fucking people in America exist. And they are gun nuts.

No bro, I don’t want to talk about your 300 blackout how you wish someone would bust into your house so you can shoot them.

I keep my shit in my safe, that’s it. It’s not a personality.

Because they live in a constant state of cognitive dissonance.

I’m not sure. I think I would like to be more self sufficient at a minimum. Gardening, hunting, fishing.

But to answer your question, probably. And hope it doesn’t come to that.