This comment thread made want to eat myself to death.

I’m so tired of this. Why are we acting like some people are just born Obese? The Obese are not a protected class. Mentioning obesity in a negative context is not hate speech.

In fact I say normalize fat shaming. Fuck it. Obesity costs the US healthcare system $150B/yr as a conservative estimate. Donate that, you *** ****.

We need an AI bot that scrapes the internet for people who edit the text on Calvin and Hobbes panels, and gives them an incurable disease.