Pun intended :)

lol, I thought this is gonna be on Onion

That Dictator deserves this.

I’m about to douche my hole daily now

Jesus Christ, I thought it’s a Communist article praising Xi.

The children’s parents are called legal guardians for a reason.

What’s that black things

Sounds like he gonna marry one of

So, how big is the Trump’s deck

It’s the time of the year exactly

I bought the last DLC but I still not unlocked in game….

LOL, Physics Law must follow CCP lead next?

Unlicensed Beaver and uninsured either.

Now he annoyed his voters I think

Just run over that pupil around the corner

I think he will be tortured or murdered after his presidency for sure. What kind of stupid trying to annoying anyone on earth?

The thief is 100% French.

A dollar for 8 minutes?

Nice title

I got a brand name idea ‘Buzzkiller’