Rooting for us all to get nuked in the west tbh.

And then they had to scrub the pot clean of all the remaining dried in egg. The rubber things get everything when you’re dishing out.

How did people make scrambled eggs before these things existed?

Well of course it’s low. They were running out in March 22!

Should we call Snake island to tell the Ghost of Kiev to take out Putin’s body double, since Putin died of cancer already and all.