We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most

Common Finland W

Dammit, Āfrica?

Åfrica?

Äfrica

It still is in Spanish, language is weird

You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.

Teifling Melissa

Y’all’dn’t’ve thought you could escape the corrupting aura of Texas that easily, right?

Summoning Japan / Nihonkoku Shoukan

Where they kill an Oni with a 35mm autocannon

lol

OwO

In my world, running was recently invented by Thomas Running in 748 when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Dragons were probably based on dinosaur bones, so the potatoes are somehow the less accurate of the two

Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.

Whomst’s

Dragons don’t really ever stop growing, although if there’s one in your bar you have much bigger problems.

Kobolds enjoy half-incomprehensible nightmarishly difficult Vehicle Builders like Armored Core and From The Depths

When your character is a one-winged Pixy.