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1 year agoCommon Finland W
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Cake day: July 13th, 2023
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It’s me, I’m that player
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
It still is in Spanish, language is weird
spoiler
Trick question, the answer is yes
You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.
Teifling Melissa
Y’all’dn’t’ve thought you could escape the corrupting aura of Texas that easily, right?
Summoning Japan / Nihonkoku Shoukan
Where they kill an Oni with a 35mm autocannon
In my world, running was recently invented by Thomas Running in 748 when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
Dragons were probably based on dinosaur bones, so the potatoes are somehow the less accurate of the two
My bard friend counterspells your counterspell
We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most