The Assman

Oh no! He’s hot!

What in the florida

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

Who counted the N words

His comments – to an audience of party fundraisers – chime with the sentiments of a majority of American voters

I guess you missed this bit

You could have a promising career in finance

Imagine you get divorced

“Oh hey Janet”

“It’s Robert now”

They’ll just change the formula and tell your doctor to prescribe the new one

I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke

Damn, we use these MFers. I’m gonna be a little more salty about my next security training.

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Hillary won the popular vote

Moot point because winning the popular vote is just as meaningless today as it was then

He literally said “take the guns, then do process [sic]” years ago

There’s a mass extension event every 100 million years.

How long before the scarred and deformed bit

Back when MMA was a new thing I did a class. Made my ears ring lol

Midwest here, I too can buy leeks any day of the week

Woke… uh… lids?

My ancestors rode in on the sandwich cocaine!